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TSA wants to heighten security screenings of airline passengers and is testing out a new body scanning machine. It is basically a super X-Ray that can see through your clothes and pick up on any objects that a passenger might be carrying. They can see all your body's contours...yes.... including your private bits!!

Needless to say this makes me vvvvvvvvery uncomfortable thinking something like this could actually become tommorow's reality!

*That stupid "slimming" shirt would be deemed "deceptive" when they notice the pooch I was so cleverly hiding underneath!
*My super secret emergency stash of sugar essentials would be discovered (the packet of twinkies, the mrs. fields oatmeal cookies, and the snickers bar) would become known to my fellow travel companions forcing me to share with them!!
*They might question why I chose to wear undies that clearly clashed with the clothing I was wearing.
*Or worst possible case scenario....they might sneak a story of how they "also" suffered from thunder thighs until they stumbled upon the south beach diet and discovered the miraculous stairmaster and how I might want to also consider this!

Ummm...I vote no for this machine!! Thank you.


To watch the video click on this link and look on the right column for the video. http://news.yahoo.com/fc/Business/Aviation_Security